Tuesday, August 9, 2011

Kacey Barnfield Sexy in Nuts Magazine and Topless in Lake Placid Trois (VIDEO)

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Well, well, well, we finally have gotten our collectively lazy asses up to public adoration of sexy brunette Kacey Barnfield, Brit actress from the Inbetweeners sitcom and just one super sextastic piece of asstastic. While we definitely wound, re-wound, and wound ourselves again seeing Kacey Barnfield topless in last fall's Lake Placid 3 epic cinematic venture (see below), it took our good friends at Nuts and Kacey's coziness with some cricket playing lucky bastard to put together a remarkable little lingerie photospread to force our hands (and forcing your hand is pretty much an absolute around the super sexy Kacey Barnfield). Count on seeing much more of Kacey in the near future. Enjoy.
Have you still not seen Lake Placid 3? Boob for boob, some of the best topless scenes out there in recent movie history, including the twin wonderments of the sexy Kacey Barnfield. Plus, you know, a man-eating gator thing.

Does Duffy Almost Flash Muffy In London?

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Maybe I'm tired and my brain is muddled with the tender embrace of lingering weekend inebriation, but British crooner Duffy seems to be wearing a short dress with little to no sign of knickers. I haven't yet put these photos under the Egotastic! spectrograph for specific undergarment existence testing, but I keep looking at a couple of these pictures and thinking I should be seeing lace, or silk, or, in the case of the Welsh, some wool bloomers, but I'm coming up empty. In any case, it's worth a nice bit of fantasy to imagine a world of panties-less pop stars. Enjoy.

Drew Barrymore Makes A Little Effort to Return to Egotastic!


Drew Barrymore Almost Looking Hot

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I promised myself I wasn't going to cry, you know, that moment after years when I could find Drew Barrymore pictures worthy of posting. Drew Barrymore is a not unhot celebrity who does her best to look as dumpy as possible. Yeah, I know, it's Hollywood tres chic to spend a million dollars to look homeless, and Drew has been tipping the bottle since eight years old or so, still, the little hobo routine has grown tired. I'd like to see more of this. Drew Barrymore, a little make-up, showing a little figure, even some nipples almost poking through the top. It's not much, but in the universe of Drew Barrymore, it's a big step forward. Lighten up, Drew. It's okay to be rich and famous and look good. Enjoy.

The Upside of Glee in 3D — Red Carpet Hotness

Dianna Agron at the Glee 3D Premiere
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Honestly, if you're going to see Glee in 3D, you're on your own, out of the tribe, in short, keep it your dark secret and tell nobody. Just know that somewhere out there, your middle school gym teacher is crying.
However, on the flipside, Glee definitely brings out the hotties when it comes to the show, or this craptastic movie musical spectacular, so, all is forgiven. Last night's premiere brought out the likes of show stars Dianna Agron, Lea Michele, and Jayma Mays, as well as sexy Sarah Hyland and cute-as-a-future-hottie-button, Hailee Steinfeld. Enjoy.

Diane Lane Jezebel Photoshoot Continues the Diane Lane Reign of Hotness

Diane Lane Sexy for Jezebel Magazine Photoshoot
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Today might be a day I just die of lust for veteran hotties. How long has Diane Lane been stealing hearts and filling tug vaults? Must be a quarter-century now or more this vixen with a killer body and a sexy smile has lit up the pages, screens, and libidos of any man who ever flushed out a good-girl-doing-bad-things fantasy in the back of his wayward mind (which would mean, all men). These Diane Lane pictures from Jezebel are just another in a very long line of extended sextasticity from a celebrity who flies under the radars, but is responsible for an untold millions of pieces of wood in her time. Keep on keeping on, Diane, you will never not be hot. Enjoy.

Diane Kruger Flashes Upskirt on the Beaches of Cannes

Diane Kruger Upskirt at Cannes
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I love me some Diane Kruger. We've seen so much hotness from this veteran sexy bomb in the past six months that I re-upped my subscription to I Lust Diane Kruger Monthly magazine. Seen here doing a photoshoot on the beaches of Cannes during the film festival, Diane Kruger was kind enough to lend us oglers a very nice view of her panties as she wore her simple little short dress just perfectly for lurking paparazzi. Diane Kruger upskirt pictures. Like a gift from summertime Santa. Enjoy.
Mollie King and Diana Vickers at the Mahiki Nightclub in London
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Quite the epic display of young pop star legs out partying last evening courtesy of Mollie King, sexy blonde of The Saturdays, and young singer-songwriter hottie, Diana Vickers celebrating some kind of nightclub crazy fun last night in London town. Short shorts, short dresses, and, well, it wasn't all that warm over in the British Isles last evening according to my Farmer's Daughters Almanac, so, well, thank you Mollie, thank you Diana, for going the extra mile, to wear extra less, so that us gentleman oglers might extra enjoy.

Mollie King and Diana Vickers Sexy Leg Display at Mahiki Nightclub in London

Mollie King and Diana Vickers at the Mahiki Nightclub in London
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Quite the epic display of young pop star legs out partying last evening courtesy of Mollie King, sexy blonde of The Saturdays, and young singer-songwriter hottie, Diana Vickers celebrating some kind of nightclub crazy fun last night in London town. Short shorts, short dresses, and, well, it wasn't all that warm over in the British Isles last evening according to my Farmer's Daughters Almanac, so, well, thank you Mollie, thank you Diana, for going the extra mile, to wear extra less, so that us gentleman oglers might extra enjoy.

Diana Rigg, Classic Hottie for the Egotastic! Silver Crowd (VIDEO)

Classic Hottie: Diana Rigg
I've been checking the numbers here for Egotastic!, and in addition to learning that we are the third most popular recreational activity in Finland (behind only sex and fiddle playing), I've discovered that we have quite a few mature-aged manfolk who dig the sexy celebrities on this site. Of course, a man's lust for hot celebrities never wanes, but I'm already noticing myself that one does tend to more fondly recall the sexy actresses of youth as gravity plays its ruthless game upon his jewel sack.
Knowing this, I was hardly surprised when we recently received this letter from one of our wizened fans:
Dear Egotastic!
As a teenager in the 60's, how I remember fibbing to my mom about needing to use the toilet quite often, when, in fact, I was in the john throttling my frog nearly incessantly to naughty thoughts of Diana Rigg, who I knew then only as Mrs. Emma Peel on
The Avengers. I thought for sure the damn thing was going to just rip off. It didn't, not completely, and all these years later when I'm doing my duty, it's more often than not, still thoughts of Mrs. Emma Peel in her body hugging costumes. Could you help an old-timer out?
Sincerely,
Anon Older Dude
Now, we've probably collected more raw data on the male wanking process in the past five years than any Masters and Johnson study ever did, but we're not in this business for the benefit of science, we're in it for the benefit of you. So, Anon Older Dude, assuming you've graduated to having your own bathroom these days, enjoy.
Oh, okay, we read the part about Anon Older Dude setting some kind of record, so, here's a clip from the then infamous Brimstone episode of The Avengers where Mrs. Emma Peel kicks serious arse:

Diana Falzone Lingerie Pictures Uncork The True Power of the Jersey Girl (VIDEO)

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Here's a little secret about the good and bell-curve midpoint intelligence folks who work at Egotastic! -- we love sexy celebrity women. And, anyway we can get these amazing looking women to come visit us, well, that's the one day of the week we all take showers (not together, mind you) and put on our nicest pairs of sandals.
We invited our friend and blogger and radio and online hostess to the stars (she also does stuff for Maxim we're too jealous to talk about) Diana Falzone to visit us for an interview, and, she said, 'yes', which is something unusual to begin with, but when she asked if she could bring along her hot-off-the-digital-presses lingerie pictures to share with the Egotastic! audience, well then we just assumed we were being hornswoggled. But, no. It's true. OMG, as the kids say. Holy Eff! as my dad used to say. And all things in between. This Jersey Girl undresses up quite nicely. Looking back on her visit, I probably should've put out the good mints, not the ones we stole from the restaurant cashier bowl at Denny's. Enjoy.

Diablo Cody: Nude Stripper / Screenwriter

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Going from stripper to screenwriter isn't exactly the most ordinary career path, but then, Diablo Cody is no ordinary girl. The Oscar-winning screenwriter, and the mind behind the hit film Juno is the hottest new writer in Hollywood, and I don't just mean for her writing. Remember that thing about her being a stripper? Well, these Diablo Cody nude pictures prove she really has no problem taking her clothes off.
From completely nude to covered in whipped cream, riding the stripper pole to photoshopped topless boating, vibrators to nipple rings, these pics definitely show a different side of Diablo Cody than you may have seen on Oprah. My personal favourite: Diablo holding a Klingon Batleth! Also featured, the morning after her Oscar win.
It's not everyday you see an Oscar-winning screenwriter naked, which is probably a good thing. Check out more of Diablo Cody in her bra and other sexy shots after the jump.
Click on the thumbnails to see the uncensored pictures.
The Girls of Big Time Rush in a Bikini Photoshoot
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Okay, I've never seen heard or perceived of the Nickelodeon show Big Time Rush before. I've never listened to a song from, or attended a concert by, the boy band that is either sparked from the show, or that the show was sparked from, or whatever the hybrid reality media story is behind this Viacom craptastic invention.
However, today that all changes. Teenage considerations aside, the female co-stars of Big Time Rush took to the beaches of Cali for a promotional bikini photoshoot that highlighted the sole, or soles, reason to take a peek every now into this Nick 'tween cookie cutternes.
Denyse Tontz, Kelli Goss, and Savannah Jayde. Yes, they sound like strippers, but, please, they're just teen Nick hotties in bikinis, so, be kind. And, enjoy.

The New Nick Hotties: The Girls of Big Time Rush

The Girls of Big Time Rush in a Bikini Photoshoot

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Okay, I've never seen heard or perceived of the Nickelodeon show Big Time Rush before. I've never listened to a song from, or attended a concert by, the boy band that is either sparked from the show, or that the show was sparked from, or whatever the hybrid reality media story is behind this Viacom craptastic invention.
However, today that all changes. Teenage considerations aside, the female co-stars of Big Time Rush took to the beaches of Cali for a promotional bikini photoshoot that highlighted the sole, or soles, reason to take a peek every now into this Nick 'tween cookie cutternes.
Denyse Tontz, Kelli Goss, and Savannah Jayde. Yes, they sound like strippers, but, please, they're just teen Nick hotties in bikinis, so, be kind. And, enjoy.

Selena Gomez, Taylor Swift, and Ashley Greene Lead Long List of Sextastic Young Ladies at the Teen Choice Awards

Selena Gomez, Taylor Swift and Ashley Greene at the Teen Choice Awards
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I have absolutely no clue what the Teen Choice Awards are and not sure how they differ from the MTV Award shows and the billion other made-up award thing on television aimed at a teen audience, and, I don't care, because whatever the heck it is, it brought out the young Hollywood hotties in droves and droves last night to the Universal Amphitheater where 12-year old girl voting ruled the day, with producers throwing in The Kardashians and Tyra Banks and such to try and get a living soul past high school age to pay attention.
Still, the red carpet and show did sizzle with the likes of Selena Gomez, Taylor Swift, Ashley Greene, Rachel Bilson, Nina Dobrev, Demi Lovato, Avril Lavigne, Alexa Vega, Lucy Hale, Elizabeth Banks, and Blake Lively. Imagine all those girls scantily clad in a Motel 6 standard rack rate room and you kind of are halfway toward my most recurring daydream. So much hotness packed into one tight little space. Enjoy.
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I reserve my teen text lingo for monumental moments -- OMG -- sweetheart and hot-bodied model Daisy Lowe nekkid pictures in the September edition of Playboy magazine. Personally, I'm on my thirty-seventh viewing and I'm just getting started. This cheeky brunette has pretty much everything going on in every place wherever I ogle and it's just downright perfection. Enjoy.
(Be certain to get your copy of Playboy at newsstands; this one is a true keeper.)

Prom The Movie Brings Out Prom the Hotties

Aimee Teegarden at the Prom Premiere
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Sadly, various and sundry silly state laws kept me 300 feet away from the El Capitan theater last night for the red carpet premiere of Prom, the movie. You know, because Prom, the real life experience just wasn't enough (I think I'm actually still hungover from prom and, without dating myself, let's just say I was tripping the Holiday Inn ballroom lights fantastic in another millennium.)
Nevertheless, the Prom actresses and little hottie friends showed up in droves for the premiere, including the film's star, Aimee Teegarden (hawt), underrated hottie and RJ Berger cheerleader, Amber Lancaster, Kendall Jenner, a real life h.s. cheerleader who we remain determined to rescue from the Kardashian Family compound, and Debby Ryan, who you fans of Zack and Cody probably are lust crushing on big time, especially now that she's getting all grow'd up big time. Enjoy.
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Is Abbie Cornish the Reason why Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe Split?

Abbie Cornish and Ryan Phillippe Pictures
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It probably isn't most people's first choice as the way to achieve widespread fame and recognition, but being the other woman in a celebrity relationship meltdown is as good a way as any to get your name out there. So, Abbie Cornish, welcome to the spotlight.
Pink is the New Blog, reveals that Ryan Phillippe was seen cheating on Reese Witherspoon with his Stop Loss costar, Australian cutie, Abbie Cornish.
My friends and I went to Kenichi in downtown Austin on Tuesday night and sat 2 tables away from Phillippe and an extremely attractive blonde (not Reese). The couple had a partition placed around their table soon after they arrived but we could still see their legs intertwined under the table and as we left could see them clearly making out behind the partition.
And according to The National Enquirer, Reese found Ryan's blackberry with some very incriminating messages on it.
Reese discovered Ryan's messages when she accompanied him to New York for the premiere of his movie "Flags of Our Fathers" on Oct. 16.
At the premiere the couple smiled and posed for photos together, "but when they got back to the hotel, Reese found Ryan's BlackBerry, which he'd carelessly left in the bathroom -- and she read it," said the source.
"Ryan was caught red-handed. All he could say was he didn't mean what he'd written to the other woman."
So, is it true? Probably. Does it matter? Maybe if you care about these kinds of things. All I know is, Abbie Cornish is about to become the new Sienna Miller, and at least Ryan won't be sleeping alone...
Here's Abbie Cornish and Ryan Phillippe on the set of their film.

Abbie Cornish Bikini Pictures

Abbie Cornish Bikini Pictures
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Ryan Phillippe and his girlfriend, Australian actress Abbie Cornish were in Vegas this weekend to celebrate Abbie's birthday, and naturally, that involved getting Abbie Cornish in a bikini. I have still yet to see Abbie Cornish in any movies yet, but so no word on whether she's a better actress than Ryan's ex, Reese Witherspoon, but one thing's for sure, she sure does look a hell of a lot better in a bikini (not that Reese looks bad, but still).,
Oh, and unless Abbie is standing on stilts, or a chair or something, Ryan Phillippe is really short.

Vanessa Hudgens and Jamie Chung Lead Gaggle of Girls at Sucker Punch Premiere

The Girls of Sucker Punch
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We've been seeing the posters for forever now. Hot girls, guns toted, skin tight body suits... Sucker Punch. I'm still looking forward to this movie as I've been for months now, though I must say I was slightly disappointed that the girls of Sucker Punch: Vanessa Hudgens, Jamie Chung, Carla Gugino, Emily Browning, Abbie Cornish, and Jena Malone chose to go super conservative to the premiere last night. Maybe it has something to do with downplaying recent scandals and such, but I'd like my kick-ass hotties to look a little more like kick-ass hotties, if you please. Still, veteran stunner Diane Lane and sexy Malin Akerman did arrive to lend their sextastic support to the entire event, and there was still ample opportunity for Hollywood actress orgy fantasies to leap and abound. Enjoy.

Abbie Cornish Takes It Almost All Off for Esquire

Abbie Cornish in Esquire Magazine
Down Under hottie Abbie Cornish did the covered topless classic pose for this month's Esquire magazine, and, well, it's like a half-victory for fans of the Aussie actress now blowing up on screen in Sucker Punch. Here's the really double best breast part of this standard sexy magazine post -- outtakes. They're out there somewhere. I mean, she wasn't born with her hands on those amazing funbags of hers, and cameras were rolling, so, somewhere in the digisphere there are pics of Abbie Cornish topless, and, well, Egotastic! Internet Theory #37: what exists will be seen. But for now, just a little taste of New South Wales hotness. Enjoy.

Abbie Cornish in Esquire Magazine
Abbie Cornish in Esquire Magazine
Down Under hottie Abbie Cornish did the covered topless classic pose for this month's Esquire magazine, and, well, it's like a half-victory for fans of the Aussie actress now blowing up on screen in Sucker Punch. Here's the really double best breast part of this standard sexy magazine post -- outtakes. They're out there somewhere. I mean, she wasn't born with her hands on those amazing funbags of hers, and cameras were rolling, so, somewhere in the digisphere there are pics of Abbie Cornish topless, and, well, Egotastic! Internet Theory #37: what exists will be seen. But for now, just a little taste of New South Wales hotness. Enjoy.

Abbie Cornish in Esquire Magazine

Taylor Swift All Grow’d Up in a Red Dress (With Some Bonus Video Material for the Taylor Swift Fapping Nation)

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Miley Cyrus Kicks Off Trashy Summer World Tour by Getting Hot in South America (VIDEO)

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If this is how it's kicking off, this is going to get good. Consider this the tame beginning down Chile and Argentina way as Miley Cyrus, really a singer extraordinaire, kicked off what promises to be a summer of trashy costumes, wardrobe malfunctions, and all types of body bends and butt protrusions. Consider this the warmups. And consider Egotastic! ready to cover this pop diva with the voice of a nail gun as she covers the globe like a Carmen Sandiego in leather hot pants. Enjoy.

Chelsea Costa of the Electric Barbarellas Pays Egotastic! A Very Sexy Visit (VIDEO)

Chelsea Costa Poses in a Gold Swimsuit
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Sometimes your job sucks, right? I mean, you get treated like a man-whore, nobody lets you play your AC/DC Back in Black tribute albums at full volume, and you get paid essentially in Slim Jims and Mario Lopez energy drinks. At least, you know, that's my horrible story of working for the man. But, then, one day, the sun suddenly shines, the girl from accounting checks into rehab for meth so nobody notices how badly you've faked your expense reports, and, then, newcomer hottie Chelsea Costa walks into your office in a tiny gold swimsuit. Yep, it's like winning the lottery, except instead of a million dollars, you get a billion happy thoughts.
Chelsea Costa, a.k.a Chelsea Barbarella, is my absolute favorite among The Electric Barbarellas, the all-girl group slapped and smeared together by MTV for their eponymous reality show airing on Wednesday evenings. And I'm not just saying that because Chelsea showed up in our office the other day flashing her amazing smile (and, by smile, I do mean her ridiculously sexy body). She was super cool too (and, by super cool, I actually do mean super cool, but I always want to refer back to that ridiculously sexy body again.) She sang for us, we had a few laughs, shared some deep thoughts and took some amazingly fun photographs. We even cranked the AC/DC. It was like one of those perfect picnic afternoons you see in movies, except so much more boobtastic. Enjoy.
(Follow Chelsea Costa on Twitter or follow the entire Barbarellas. Also, thanks to Susan Blackmon from The Flawless Life for blindfolding and shackling up Chelsea and delivering her to our office.)


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Hellcats Canceled! Where Shall We Turn For Our Aly Michalka Lust? (VIDEO)

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What sick twisted number cruncher in some television studio office somewhere decided to pull the plug Hellcats? You know, Hellcats is art, for god's sake! It's not just crude commerce. Each week, different displays of cheerleading prowess featuring the ridiculously bodacious bodied Aly Michalka (not to mention sweet petite Ashley Tisdale) decked out in short pleated skirts and cheerleader socks -- the socks, damn you, the cute cotton socks! Now, all gone. Washed away as the world so often does, turning a cold shoulder to its most magnificent, but sadly under-appreciated creations.
Gretchen just put a Snuggie over me to warm my outsides, but inside, well, I'm so cold. So very cold.
I'm going to attempt to heal my broken lust bone with these Aly Michalka bikini pictures from the behind the scenes video of that amazing photoshoot she did for OP. Aly Michalka, boobtastic and body-delicious, in a bikini, this just might work. Enjoy.


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Megan Fox Covered Angelic Topless For Sexy Passion Play (VIDEO)

Megan Fox Covered Topless in Passion Play
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With Megan Fox, you take what skin you can get. The uber-hottie with the tight body rarely ever shows much of anything, so we'll gladly take these brief bits of covered topless shots from the film Passion Play which is out in about two theaters across the U.S. right now because, well, because despite having a seemingly cool cast and Megan Fox almost kind of topless, it looks like it could be a grueling 90 minutes. Of course, this being Egotastic!, we tried to cut a clip down to the best 20-seconds of the movie for you.Enjoy.
UPDATE: We've been receiving tons of letters about the Foxy 'nipple slip' seen in one of the film stills. I tend to agree that there's something there there. However, Cousin Jonathan insists that this is a fuzz of the camera and lights result, not Foxy nipple. He's holding his grand, despite likely being wrong. And, I am quite enjoying the more thorough re-examination process.)


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