Taylor Swift All Grow’d Up in a Red Dress (With Some Bonus Video Material for the Taylor Swift Fapping Nation)

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Miley Cyrus Kicks Off Trashy Summer World Tour by Getting Hot in South America (VIDEO)

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If this is how it's kicking off, this is going to get good. Consider this the tame beginning down Chile and Argentina way as Miley Cyrus, really a singer extraordinaire, kicked off what promises to be a summer of trashy costumes, wardrobe malfunctions, and all types of body bends and butt protrusions. Consider this the warmups. And consider Egotastic! ready to cover this pop diva with the voice of a nail gun as she covers the globe like a Carmen Sandiego in leather hot pants. Enjoy.

Chelsea Costa of the Electric Barbarellas Pays Egotastic! A Very Sexy Visit (VIDEO)

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Sometimes your job sucks, right? I mean, you get treated like a man-whore, nobody lets you play your AC/DC Back in Black tribute albums at full volume, and you get paid essentially in Slim Jims and Mario Lopez energy drinks. At least, you know, that's my horrible story of working for the man. But, then, one day, the sun suddenly shines, the girl from accounting checks into rehab for meth so nobody notices how badly you've faked your expense reports, and, then, newcomer hottie Chelsea Costa walks into your office in a tiny gold swimsuit. Yep, it's like winning the lottery, except instead of a million dollars, you get a billion happy thoughts.

Chelsea Costa, a.k.a Chelsea Barbarella, is my absolute favorite among The Electric Barbarellas, the all-girl group slapped and smeared together by MTV for their eponymous reality show airing on Wednesday evenings. And I'm not just saying that because Chelsea showed up in our office the other day flashing her amazing smile (and, by smile, I do mean her ridiculously sexy body). She was super cool too (and, by super cool, I actually do mean super cool, but I always want to refer back to that ridiculously sexy body again.) She sang for us, we had a few laughs, shared some deep thoughts and took some amazingly fun photographs. We even cranked the AC/DC. It was like one of those perfect picnic afternoons you see in movies, except so much more boobtastic. Enjoy.

(Follow Chelsea Costa on Twitter or follow the entire Barbarellas. Also, thanks to Susan Blackmon from The Flawless Life for blindfolding and shackling up Chelsea and delivering her to our office.)

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Hellcats Canceled! Where Shall We Turn For Our Aly Michalka Lust? (VIDEO)

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What sick twisted number cruncher in some television studio office somewhere decided to pull the plug Hellcats? You know, Hellcats is art, for god's sake! It's not just crude commerce. Each week, different displays of cheerleading prowess featuring the ridiculously bodacious bodied Aly Michalka (not to mention sweet petite Ashley Tisdale) decked out in short pleated skirts and cheerleader socks -- the socks, damn you, the cute cotton socks! Now, all gone. Washed away as the world so often does, turning a cold shoulder to its most magnificent, but sadly under-appreciated creations.

Gretchen just put a Snuggie over me to warm my outsides, but inside, well, I'm so cold. So very cold.
I'm going to attempt to heal my broken lust bone with these Aly Michalka bikini pictures from the behind the scenes video of that amazing photoshoot she did for OP. Aly Michalka, boobtastic and body-delicious, in a bikini, this just might work. Enjoy.

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Megan Fox Covered Angelic Topless For Sexy Passion Play (VIDEO)

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With Megan Fox, you take what skin you can get. The uber-hottie with the tight body rarely ever shows much of anything, so we'll gladly take these brief bits of covered topless shots from the film Passion Play which is out in about two theaters across the U.S. right now because, well, because despite having a seemingly cool cast and Megan Fox almost kind of topless, it looks like it could be a grueling 90 minutes. Of course, this being Egotastic!, we tried to cut a clip down to the best 20-seconds of the movie for you.Enjoy.

UPDATE: We've been receiving tons of letters about the Foxy 'nipple slip' seen in one of the film stills. I tend to agree that there's something there there. However, Cousin Jonathan insists that this is a fuzz of the camera and lights result, not Foxy nipple. He's holding his grand, despite likely being wrong. And, I am quite enjoying the more thorough re-examination process.)

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Kate Upton Swimsuit Pictures Forecast a White Hot Wedding (VIDEO)

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Well, heck, as long as we're going big time hot time with favorite supermodels d'jour all dolled up in very little but silk and lace, let's talk, or, more appropriately, let's ogle Kate Upton in her Beach Bunny 'Bridal' photoshoot and video. There's very little out there hotter than Kate Upton these days; only the sun and my cousin Guido's Mustang he claims came without a pink slip, but Kate really takes the sextastic cake these days. She's risen from relative unknown to 'it' hot bodied model girl in just a few short months; and much deserved career climbing it is. And while this ridiculously sexy blonde young bombshell savors the benefits of having regular rent money finally, we get to savor delicious ogles of the curves of her body that have helped her pay the bills, as in this bridal themed photoshoot. Now, you know my aversion to all things wedding related (save for drunken bridesmaids), but when these super hot celebs start showing up in white for virtual nuptials, I can't help but imagine the delights of wedding night (or, as my same shifty cousin Guido calls wedding night -- Yo, Joe, this is your last blow -- make of that what you will). Enjoy.

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Taylor Momsen Punk Diva Turned Teenaged Sexy Madame (VIDEO)

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Lest you wonder where Taylor Momsen is when she disappears from the pages of Egotastic! for a few weeks, fear not, she's not back in high school studying hard for finals and working diligently to help the Yearbook committee get its final product out the door in time for graduation day signatures. Nope. This long-legged, seventeen year old boozy teen rocker front girl for The Pretty Reckless was off in some foreign land shooting the sexy and seductive scenes for her 'Madame' music video. Now, I can't claim to be a TPR music fan, I mean, both my ears are still functioning, but, I do cotton to the seductive stylings of punk-Lolita and her barely-clothed taboo photoshoots. So, enter if you dare to see the 17-going-on-storefront-strumpet stylings of Taylor Momsen and, discreetly, enjoy.VIDEOS

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Jennifer Aniston Smart Waters Her Body to Bare It All In Next Movie? (VIDEO)

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Rumor has it, Jennifer Aniston is going to be topless in her upcoming film Horrible Bosses and/or her subsequent film, Wanderlust. Hmm. Hmm. Well, we've heard this before with The Break Up, and, we know the topless scenes never made it into the production cut (albeit, she was obviously topless on the set). Word is that Jen wants to finally bear it all before her intense regimen of jazzercise, pilates, overpriced spa treatments, and fancy waters lose their boobtastic plastic effect on her bosom and she sags away from future notions of going topless onscreen. Either way, she seems to be doing a ton of pimping and drinking of that Smart Water, which I guess keeps your top looking firm and your skin shiny or maybe just costs you $2.50 for a bottle of tap water with some flavor specks. Either way, I refuse to get my hopes up for uncut Aniston funbags, though I shall of course light a candle. In the meantime, Jen is showing off the toned body and naughty lingerie side in Horrible Bosses, and, well, sucking on a banana. That's a something. Enjoy.

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Jessica Jane Clement Boobtastic Lingerie Pictures Certain to Drive British Tourism (VIDEO)

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Luvs me some Jessica Jane Clement. There is something extra especially hot about this glamour model and TV personality that incudes lust even in a black and white video (that's what they called color before they had color for you young whippersnappers). Featured in the August edition of Loaded, Jessica Jane proves once again why lingerie is one of the few acceptable forms of clothing for sexy celebrities, especially those with amazing funbags and ridiculously hard bodies and curves that seem to go on as far as the ocean waves. If this brunette doesn't have you calling British Airways for a one-way ticket to the Old Country, then you are simply not ogling close enough. Enjoy.

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Sexy Madison Dylan Visits Egotastic! To Celebrate Femme Fatales Season Finale (VIDEO)

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Whoa. Ooph. And, a double dang. Somehow, the good folks at Cinemax found out that we were all big fans of their boobtastic fantastic naughty drama, Femme Fatales, starring Tanix Phoenix, and they sent over an emissary from their sextastic creation in celebration of tonight's season finale episode of the first season (and, they are coming back for another season).

Say hello to Madison Dylan. So hawt. A tall blonde minx straight out of Kansas, like an amazingly hot version of Dorothy, who landed in L.A., and found herself in the vixen-licious role of Alexis on Femme Fatales. When Madison arrived in our offices here, it was like the sun rising in the East, only, that wasn't the sun, but we still all smiled at the dawn of something naughty. We sat Madison down for one of our 2 Random Minutes With style interviews and found out that there was much brains behind that beauty (we also snapped a few fun photos from our pocket cam, just for the old keepsake's sake, we share with you). Enjoy.

(Be sure to check out tonight's season ending episode, Visions, Part 2 of Femme Fatales on Cinemax tonight at 11pm. You will not be disappointed.)

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