Rihanna Half-Nekkid Half-in-the-Bag Dry Humping Party in Barbados, Part Deux (VIDEO)

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The Kadooment party continues. Yesterday's Rihanna half-nekkid display on parade in Barbado was fine. Today's additions, well, a continuation of fine as we learn (and see in the video) that the sexy pop diva was pretty crunked up on the devil's water and truly and utterly getting down with the pageantry program, including some long and involved girl-on-girl dry humping, of the kind I thought I'd only ever see in the movies that run non-stop in my brain. This may be my favorite Rihanna moment ever, I mean, excluding self-published nekkid photos sent to boyfriends. Enjoy.

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Today has almost been an overload of sextastic, as if that's possible, but it just had to be capped with super-babe Ashley Greene, who photographs like almost none-other, providing a sneak peek at what promises to be an amazing pictorial for Esquire. Just these two John Russo snapped photos of the Twilight alum have me scratching at the mail slot like a dog-who-smells-heat awaiting the full array of photos of this lust-inducing young woman. Enjoy.

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Brandi Glanville was out partying with her cohort and fellow new cast-mate on Beverly Hills Housewives, Dana Wilkey and wouldn't you know it, both ladies hit the boozy booze pretty wicked and lost all control of their legs getting into their car, doubling up for an upskirt and panties flash two-fer. This is the kind of reality I could get behind.

I've been a fan of Brandi Glanville, not just for her sweet MILF body, but since finding out that she sold off her D-list actor husband to LeeAnn Rimes for two million smackers, I guess I just find her personal and business savvy to be downright sexy. Shrewd woman with a great bikini bottom. I applaud. Enjoy.

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Am I infatuated with Leelee Sobieski and her bobble-licious boobtastic, to the point that I could probably draw those flesh puppies in my sleep if you put a Crayola in my hand whilst slumbering? Indeed.

Just seeing the protruding points of her milky cannons, her nipple pokes along Fifth Avenue, well, I feel like one of those astronomers who sits in a mountain observatory for six years waiting to see the barest light spec to confirm the existence of a new galaxy, only, of course, Leelee Sobieski's nipples are of far greater scientific significance, at least in the universe of Egotastic!
Leelee's rack is back and I'm pleased as punch. Enjoy.